May 2013
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”…Continue.”
As if to prove he could indeed take a joke or even make one, Bruce smirked.
“You make a really cute girl~”
He leaned back, staring at the brunette. ”…Please tell me you’re joking.”
“Nope. Take a picture.”
”You’re...
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thecapedkryptonian:
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”…Continue.”
As if to prove he could indeed take a joke or even make one, Bruce smirked.
“You make a really cute girl~”
He leaned back, staring at the brunette. ”…Please tell me you’re joking.”
“Nope. Take a picture.”
”You’re joking.”
“She has bangin’ tits,...
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robinfirstwonder asked: -flops down eating icecream-
thecapedkryptonian:
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”…Continue.”
As if to prove he could indeed take a joke or even make one, Bruce smirked.
“You make a really cute girl~”
He leaned back, staring at the brunette. ”…Please tell me you’re joking.”
“Nope. Take a picture.”
thecapedkryptonian:
”…Continue.”
As if to prove he could indeed take a joke or even make one, Bruce smirked.
“You make a really cute girl~”
thecapedkryptonian:
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”Maybe, maybe not. That’s yet to be seen. So, what have you been up to lately?”
“Nothing much. It’s been eerily quiet. That’s just as well, though. I’m not about to jinx myself. You?”
”The same, a bit of trouble here and there but nothing serious.”
“You missed the excitement, by the by.”
”Missed the excitement?”
...
thecapedkryptonian:
”Maybe, maybe not. That’s yet to be seen. So, what have you been up to lately?”
“Nothing much. It’s been eerily quiet. That’s just as well, though. I’m not about to jinx myself. You?”
”The same, a bit of trouble here and there but nothing serious.”
“You missed the excitement, by the by.”
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I’m five from 1100 …
What no stop fucking hell
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” … Considering the history I have with jokes… nah.”
”I’m sorry, you had a history with jokes?”
” … Joker.”
”So because of him you lost your sense of humor? If you even had one before.”
“Believe it or not? My father would crack me...
drarialynn:
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“Devil woman,” he grumbled, but didn’t move. He did, however, frown a little. “If I tell you everything, you’ll become disgusted and leave.” This was just the fact of the matter. Most women weren’t turned on by the way he was behind closed doors, with other men of all fucking things …
She took her seat again and started at the knot she’d left off one, taking...
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” … Considering the history I have with jokes… nah.”
”I’m sorry, you had a history with jokes?”
” … Joker.”
”So because of him you lost your sense of humor? If you even had one before.”
“Believe it or not? My father would crack me up when I was a toddler.”
”I don’t think...
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I dare you to flirt with my muse. WITHOUT GOING ON...
thecapedkryptonian:
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” … Considering the history I have with jokes… nah.”
”I’m sorry, you had a history with jokes?”
” … Joker.”
”So because of him you lost your sense of humor? If you even had one before.”
“Believe it or not? My father would crack me up when I was a toddler.”
thecapedkryptonian:
” … Considering the history I have with jokes… nah.”
”I’m sorry, you had a history with jokes?”
” … Joker.”
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” … Superman.”
”…What? No welcome hugs?”
“Do I usually hug you?”
”There’s a first time for everything. How are you?”
“You are quite literally an over-grown five year...
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” … Superman.”
”…What? No welcome hugs?”
“Do I usually hug you?”
”There’s a first time for everything. How are you?”
“You are quite literally an over-grown five year old,” Batman said, though without malice. ” …...
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Progress on the GLxBM cake sex drabble, as I now call it.
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“Do I really need to be here?” Hal grumbled, leaning his face away from Carol, even as she fussed over him. They were standing outside of some big party or some shit. Nothing he was interested in, unfortunately. Just that he was expected to be there, and Carol was bound and determined to make sure he was.
...
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” … Superman.”
”…What? No welcome hugs?”
“Do I usually hug you?”
”There’s a first time for everything. How are you?”
“You are quite literally an over-grown five year old,” Batman said, though without malice. ” … I’m fine....
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” … Superman.”
”…What? No welcome hugs?”
“Do I usually hug you?”
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” … Superman.”
lykosanthroposdamianos asked: Damian raises onto his feet again moving up to lick at Bruce's face affectionately. He barks as if to say yes, but of course the man wouldn't understand him.
lykosanthroposdamianos asked: The wolf pants excitedly and squirms about on his back happily, kicking a leg out against the rug.
lykosanthroposdamianos asked: Damian barks up at him before dropping and rolling onto his back almost immediately.
Brucey and the Tramp ♠ dark-forest-knight
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“People. Are. Staring.” He snarled, even if his jaw was held in place. “We can’t just sit in the middle of the road … !” Bruce winced, feeling more of the cold paint smear across his cheek. Utterly humiliating. So he was going to be the clown while Joker played human? Cute …
Before he could be covered anymore, he tried to jerk away, still glaring at...
lykosanthroposdamianos asked: [Snuffles around feet]
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Oh, hell no.
Bruce had to scramble to find a reason why that should be a thing they not do. He leaned back, towards the window, pressed against it like a kid trying to avoid their parent.
“Wait, wait, wait,” he said, quickly. “Hang on, no, you’re right.” Bruce put his hands up, trying to think fast. “I was being a bit ungrateful there. I appreciate the...
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no but srsly GLxBM drabble, it’s gonna happen
The word “lucious” will be used
And I think maybe feeding can be a kink?
Nothing says pure sex like chocolate cake
drarialynn:
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… Bruce stared over his shoulder at her, before laying his head back down. That was quite the list for someone so small and cute. Always suspect the little ones. When she nibbled at his ear, he very nearly moaned, and instead just focused his energy into curling his toes.
“Me? Oh, ah … I’m fairly vanilla.” He lied.
She stopped cold.
hands leaving his back,...
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» sees Joker
» sees Joker kissing other Batman
» … JEALOUSY?!
» … punches muse in the face
» mun goes back to eating her chinese food
drarialynn:
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“Some people are into that, you know,” Bruce mumbled, his cheek against his arm. God, it was too damn good … And Doc wasn’t foolin when she said she might put him to sleep. “Personally speaking, I would much mind it. Somniphilia and all that, if that’s what you’re into. Always try new things, that’s what Mother always used to say … “
Don’t try to hump the...
... So... Does anyone know where I can buy cute...
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“Until I’m certain I won’t get killed.”
“I’m pretty sure Clark won’t kill you.”
“Glad you are. I’m not as certain.”
Why would he kill you?
“Because if Clark had his way about it, you’d wear bloomers.”
“I’m a grown ass woman. I can wear...
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A long, long LONG time ago, someone requested I write a GLxBM drabble.
Now that I actually have some wonderful GLs following me … I HAVE SO MUCH INSPIRATION >D
Attempt to kiss my character and see how they...
Brucey and the Tramp ♠ dark-forest-knight
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Bruce realized that he was getting in the car with a man who had managed to almost wreck an ice-cream truck with clowns painted on the side. All the same, he tried to keep calm. He didn’t miss the hint that perhaps Joker had kidnapped a restaurant’s staff for this insanity.
“Listen, uh … I don’t think they should see my face. I don’t need the...
robinfirstwonder asked: "Uh hey! " He took off after him "Thats not fair!"
drarialynn:
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“Hey, at any time, you could do that woman thing and change your mind on me,” Bruce said, over one shoulder. “I don’t generally look a gift horse in the mo-owwwwokay … “
Once she applied pressure to the knots in his back, his words died in his throat and on his lips. Christ in heaven … He felt like a teenager again. Bruce closed his eyes and wrinkled his nose....
robinfirstwonder asked: "Not if I get there first!"
robinfirstwonder asked: "Bruce! Alfred bought ice-cream~!"
... So... Does anyone know where I can buy cute...
coppingafeel:
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“Until I’m certain I won’t get killed.”
“I’m pretty sure Clark won’t kill you.”
“Glad you are. I’m not as certain.”
Why would he kill you?
“Because if Clark had his way about it, you’d wear bloomers.”
“I’m a grown ass woman. I can wear whatever I want.”
“Ohhhh, this...
themanoftomorrow:
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“You don’t know many teenage girls, do you?”
“Bruce… Don’t be snippy”
“Snippy? Me?”
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“Alright, alright,” Bruce said, wrinkling his nose. Spoil-sport … “You caught me. I won’t help your cousin by underwear.”
Clark smiled, “Good, maybe not having cute lacy things will make her keep her skirt on”
“You don’t know many teenage girls, do you?”
... So... Does anyone know where I can buy cute...
coppingafeel:
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“Until I’m certain I won’t get killed.”
“I’m pretty sure Clark won’t kill you.”
“Glad you are. I’m not as certain.”
Why would he kill you?
“Because if Clark had his way about it, you’d wear bloomers.”
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themanoftomorrow:
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“She did. She coerced me and assured me she was okay with you never ever knowing. A little shady for a teenager, if you asked me.”
“I wouldn’t help Steph or Cass buy cute underwear, and I’d think by now you’d learn that I can hear you whenever I want” Clark taps his ears. “Kara doesn’t need cute underwear because no one needs to see her underwear”
...
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“There should be a modest selection in the guest bathroom, down the hall,” he offered, nonchalantly.
Bruce was pulling off the rest of his clothes the second she had left the room. Fuckin A, B, and C … He thought, trying not to seem to eager. Christ, when was the last time he had gotten laid? Too long.
Finally, Bruce had relieved himself of the clothes and...
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themanoftomorrow said: Clark crosses his arms, “Bruce”
” … In my defense, I feel as if I were pressured into the situation.”
“uhuh sure”
“She did. She coerced me and assured me she was okay with you never ever knowing. A little shady for a teenager, if you asked me.”
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“Well, if you’re feeling giving, I could use with a full body rub down,” he said, eyes closing again and grinning like a wolf. God, when was the last time he had one of those? Some oil, some candles, some warm stones … ? Heaven.
She laughed, eyes crinkling at the corners, and full body sort of laugh that had her doubled over, she even snorted and put a...
themanoftomorrow said: Clark crosses his arms, “Bruce”
” … In my defense, I feel as if I were pressured into the situation.”
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I think Lois is coming down with something. She offered to cook.
“It’s a good thing you’re invincible … “
“She’ll end up ordering take out.”
“You know who else can’t cook? Bel can’t cook. Unless it’s desert.”
“They’re both as busy as each other, in...